OMAKE: THE CUTTING EDGE IN THIRD GRADE HUMOUR

By Alex Fauth

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and a toilet?
You can flush a toilet.

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and a dead rat?
A dead rat smells better

What's the difference between Zone People and Rats?
Rats can leave a sinking ship.

What's the difference between Zone People and Rats?
Rats don't get worked up about their home sewer.

What's the difference between Zone People and Baboons?
Baboons are a protected species

What's the difference between Zone People and Baboons?
Baboons groom each other while they're picking the fleas off.

What do you call roadkill in the Zone?
Dinner

What's the Zero Zone's biggest export?
Social Diseases

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Iraq?
The Zero Zone looked like that before the invasion

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Stalingrad?
The locals in Stalingrad are better looking

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Chechnya?
Very little

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Afganistan?
UN Intervention

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Mexico?
Mexico has better jobs and better drinking water

What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Prison?
You can get out of prison on good behaviour

Why wasn't Jesus born in the Zero Zone?
Couldn't find three wise men or a Virgin.


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