SILENT MOBIUS ZETA
THINGS I LEARNED WHILE READING SILENT MOBIUS
- Never visit Mega-Tokyo.
- If you do visit Mega-Tokyo, don't go to places that were modeled after "Blade Runner" movie sets.
- In fact, don't leave home, period.
- Remember, the sound effects in the manga aren't supposed to make sense.
- Never date an AMP officer.
- Ganossa Maximilian is a badass.
- If you ever see someone standing - unsupported - on top of a lamp post, telephone pole, utility pole or tree, run.
- People with one word names (Wire, Compiler) can kick your ass.
- Gravitons rule; they're even better than shotguns (well, maybe).
- Note that the Graviton only needs three shots.
- Any weapon with a personal name (Grosspolonia, Jesso, Medium) is not to be trifled with.
- If you are an AMP officer and have a cool device of any kind (spinner, AI, talking sword), don't get too attached to it. It won't last.
- If all else fails, tell Lebia to hit it with the orbital laser.
- It rains in Tokyo 365 days a year.
- The weather in Tokyo sucks.
- Worst job in Tokyo: AMP cop.
- Second worse job in Tokyo: Normal cop.
- Third worst job in Tokyo: Ganossa's apprentice and/or assistant.
- If you're an AMP officer, your life - as you know it - may be subject to sudden, unexplained changes.
- Did I mention that Kiddy kicks ass?
- Don't make Rally Cheyenne mad, you'll regret it. Especially if you're her sister.
- If you see Katsumi Liqueur just standing there chanting - and you're an Entity - you're screwed.
- If someone near you opens his mouth real wide... duck.
- Oh, and just say no to Dommel. It like, makes you go bizarre or something.
- Becoming an AMP officer instantly gives you the figure of a swimsuit model. It must be the uniform.
- If you see a stray Megadyne and there's no AMP officer around, pray, pray that his warranty is about to run out.
- The cuter the AMP officer, the higher the chance she can kick your ass.
- Mana's Spinner rules!
- Just don't let Mana drive it.
- All coffee shops are spotless, even if the rest of town is a trash pit.
- Kiddy carries two Gravitons... this makes her like a female Chow Yun-Fat or something.
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